Jordan (Katie Price) The Walking Car Crash With Built in Airbags

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By heller

thanks to   http://www.hot-lifestyle-news.com/profiles/katie-price.html  for supplying the picture
thanks to http://www.hot-lifestyle-news.com/profiles/katie-price.html for supplying the picture
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Jordan or Katie Price in case you have been off the planet for the last 4 years is in the latest series of ' I'm A celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' on British television.

Along with the usual low-notch, Z-list celebrities we also have a female celebrity called Jordan who comes with built in emergency air-bags in case of accidents. She not only has an inflated celebrity reputation but an outsized pair of growths on her chest as well.


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I think if you asked the ordinary person what exactly she is famous for you would be struggling to get any idea apart from the two obvious ones which look like two boulders from the quarry to me.

She is the embodiment of the current trend for being famous for being famous and not a lot else.

She is also famous for marrying Peter Andre a singer she met on a previous episode of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and then just as quickly divorcing the poor guy and leaving the kids to be looked after by him.

The public have taken there own form of revenge by delighting in phoning in and voting for her to be put through some pretty unpleasant jungles trials.  

These jungle trials usually consist of exposing parts of your anatomy to jungle nasties such as cochroaches, eels, crocs, beetles and spiders as well as being covered in slime and water and other nasties so far so good.

Using sex to promote your career is nothing new just think Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell, Sophia Loren to see what I mean and more recently try clicking the link provided.


At least they were actresses or singers and used their glamour to self-promote is also true but the latest crop of celebrity would-be's who don't even have to try that hard so we are left with a load of non-singing, non-acting reality show stars whoopee doo.

 They say fame is fleeting and I suppose you would grab as much cash and run as fast as possible before your time in the spotlight is over but before the balloons burst on this party I wonder what legacy will be left behind. 

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